wattpadfic:

*wakes up* alright what can i be unnecessarily bitter about today

takeiteasyjoan:

it’s amazing how many fictional ladies can fit in my tiny heart

The Rumors are True

officialdavidduchovny:

I am filled with Bitterness , 

i was tagged in the aesthetic meme using just images on your phone by grimglam ages ago 
bonus they’re all my own photos lmao

so i’m gonna tag apolloette gaarrus uldrensov callistascurnow countvonroo harleenquinzl maxcaulffield newflocks cutefeyrac pressxtodavid & whoever else wants to do it!

kaikidieshu:

stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical

charlesoberonn:

When your friends are more than two years younger than you

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thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

  1. girlfriend: [motions to bin men collecting bins outside]
  2. girlfriend: they've come to collect you
.bloody